The Process

How it works

Pick a channel. Fill out an intake. We build it. You own it. That's the whole thing.

Pick your package

You know what you need. Or you don't. That's fine too.

Browse 6 marketing channels plus Burnrate. Not sure which one to pick? Start with whatever's been on your to-do list the longest. You can always add more later. Each one is its own sprint.

✓Website Build, SEM / Google Ads, Analytics, Email, Paid Social Playbook, or Automation
✓Starter, Growth, or Pro tiers, scaled by scope, not by time
✓One-time price, no surprise invoices (Burnrate is the only recurring product)
✓Mix and match. Buy as many channels as you want.

Fill out your intake

A few questions. No calls required.

After you pick your package, you'll fill out a short intake form. It's a quick set of questions about your business, your goals, and what you already have. If you're stuck on something, check the box. Let The Llamas Decide. We'll use our judgment.

✓Button-grid questions. No long essays required.
✓Every critical field has a 'Let The Llamas Decide' option
✓Takes about 5 to 10 minutes depending on the channel
✓You can upload assets (logo, copy, etc.) right in the form

We build it

5 to 7 business days. We get to work, you get on with your life.

Once your intake is submitted, our team starts building. We use your answers to configure, set up, and launch your marketing channel exactly the way you described. Need it faster? Add Rush Delivery at checkout for a 3-day turnaround.

✓Standard delivery: 5 to 7 business days
✓Rush delivery available: 3 business days (+$299)
✓You'll get a confirmation email with your expected delivery date
✓We work async. No status calls, no check-ins required.

You own it

Full handoff. No strings attached.

When we're done, we hand everything over. Credentials, documentation, logins. It's all yours. There's no retainer, no monthly fee, and no dependency on us to keep things running. If something breaks after handoff, our flat $79 break-fix fee has you covered.

✓Full documentation of what was built and how it works
✓All credentials and access transferred to you
✓No ongoing fees, no subscriptions, no monthly invoices
✓Break fix support available at $79/incident if something goes wrong

Your side of the deal

What we need from you

Access to your platforms

We'll tell you exactly what to share. No password sharing required for most channels.

Your completed intake form

The more detail you give us, the better the result. Use 'Let The Llamas Decide' if you're unsure.

Any existing assets

Logo, brand colors, copy, photos. Anything you have. We work with what we've got.

A little patience

We're building something real. 5 to 7 days goes fast.

Timeline

What to expect, day by day

Day 0You complete checkout + intake form

Day 1We review your intake and start building

Days 2–5Active build. We set everything up per your intake.

Day 5–7Quality check, final touches, handoff prep

Day 7You receive credentials, documentation, and full ownership

Rush delivery compresses Days 1–7 into 3 business days. Add it at checkout for +$299.

Ready to stop putting it off?

Pick a channel. Fill out the intake. We handle the rest in 5–7 days.

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